The Ark of Black Iron

And God commanded Noah to gather up 4 of each animal, 1 male and three women, as is proper, and bring them unto the Ark of Black Iron. There they would be placed inside the ark for when the flood came, so that those animals that God chose to survive would indeed survive the flood. God called forth the animals, and they came unto Noah, who placed them all into the ark, and there awaited the waters of the Great Cleansing.

When the flood came, the Ark of Black Iron was lifted upon the waves, as the land drowned, and the children of Lilith and those unclean and full of sin drowned in the waters.

The Ark floated for 40 days and 40 nights, and Noah, his sons, and their wives feasted upon the flesh of the Hittites they had brought with them, and the blood of the Hittites poured from the deck and ensured that the Ark of Black Iron stayed afloat.

When the waters receded, Noah sent his youngest wife out first, to ensure that it was all right for the men and the animals to leave the ark.

Once the animals had left, the Ark of Black Iron was left as a monument to God himself and a reminder to never sin again.

The Romans encircled and destroyed those soldiers protecting the Ark, and the Ark of Black Iron changed the animals about it to protect it, and the wolves fell upon the men of Rome and devoured them all.

The Ark of Black Iron shall appear again to carry all of the faithful from this sinful land.