Namechange Table
Under construction. Replace the ones that don't seem as funny later, or ones that can't be made to fit in the 18 character limit.
Roll 1d100 in case of namechange
01 Midnight Sunstone Bazooka
02 Save or Die
03 Malkav Chain
04 Old School H*ck
05 Titus Modronicus
06 Bring On The Level Drain
07 Swinemine
08 OSR 4 LYFE
09 James Raggi
10 36d20 RATS (or 18 individual rats)
11 Eleanor Bigby
12 Cthulhutech Supplement
13 Zigby Tasha Rigby
14 MAGIC CARD WITH GOOGLY EYES
15 Dwarf Facts
16 A WORLD CALLED GOR
17 Monte Cook Presents
18 A Dark Irony Indeed
19 Tier 1 Narrative Control
20 MammorianBoobmancy
21 Dire Shitpost
22 Tenser's Floating Kidney
23 Erick Wujick Game Balance
24 Midnight Sunstone Bazooka
25 A Dark Irony Indeed
26 Simulationist Effort
27 Standard Chance Cube
28 Book of Vile Dorkness
29 V for Verisimilitude
30 POWER SOURCE JOESKY
31 Masterwork Katana
32 Dread Emperor Norton
33 John Wick's Ego
34 Bromethean
35 UP TO 40 KOBOLDS
36 Dwarves Can't Jump
37 JOHN TARNOWSKI THE RPGPUNDIT
38 E Gary Gygax
39 Linear Warrior
40 Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau
41 Vancian Posting
42 A Fucking Kender
43 Kriegspiel
44 Tomb of Horrors
45 Man Caves Of Chaos
46 Dunguun Gansgtaa
47 THE KENAN AND KELL HOUNDS
48 The Falcon and the Wolfshirt
49 Storygame Swine
50 Save Vs. Threadban
51 Commander Lazylord
52 Ameritrash
53 Disassociated Mechanic
54 Red ComStarunnist
55 Venderant Nalaberong
56 Galaxy Trucknuts
57 DRIVE ME CLOSER
58 Vindicari Grim
59 4E Fetish (or 4rry Fetish)
60 Dankai, a Japanese story ghost
61 White Noise Marine
62 I LIKE TALISMAN
63 Commie Mutant Traitor
64 Wight Supremacist (or Wight Man's Burden)
65 savejim
66 Young Oerth Creationist
67 elves have no soul train
68 Ten Corgis Tall!
69 Quivering Napalm
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